I loved this one:)

Duties of Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Greece and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning , dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.  By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Canadian Women!

have a great weekend!!!

Here's my Monday Morning in September message for everyone....

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on
the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some
people

who remarked it was a shame the old man

was walking and the
boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were
right,

so they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed
some people who remarked,

'What a shame, he makes that little boy
walk.'

So they then decided they'd both walk!

Soon they passed
some more people who thought

they were stupid to walk when they had
a

decent donkey to ride.

So, they both rode the donkey.

Now
they passed some people

who shamed them by saying how awful to

put
such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured they were probably
right,

so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the
bridge,

they lost their grip on the animal

and he fell into the
river and drowned.

The moral of the
story?

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If
you try to please everyone,

you might as well...

Kiss your ass
goodbye!

lol...Now I know!! 

 

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I like to pass on helpful advice when I get it....

from my SIL

 

If
?you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would ?now be worth
$49.00.
?
?With Enron, you would have ?had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00.
?
?With ?WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
?left.
?
?If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air ?Lines stock you would
have $49.00 left.
?
?But, if ?you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
beer/wine
?one
year ?ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the
?cans/bottles
?for
the ?aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had ?$214.00.
?
?Based on
the above, the best current ?investment advice is to Drink heavily and
?recycle.

?

I'm not sure what's with all the  question marks

Anyway, I thought that might be helpful.  You're welcome:)

Back to work I go

I LOVE this one....sorry to any kids it offends out there, but it IS pretty good:)

going to the doctor...gooey cold is getting worse and moving south to my chest....must be a boy cold? 
later