A friend sent me this email and although it's kind of mean...it made me snort laugh out loud...gotta share

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>
> I was shopping at the local
supermarket where I selected:
>
>
> A half-gallon of 2%
milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine
lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and 1 lb. package of
> bacon.
>

> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk
> standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
the
> cashier.
>
> While the cashier was ringing up the
purchases, the drunk calmly
> stated, 'You must be single.'
>

> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
the
> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
>
>

> I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
> unusual about my selections that could have tipped off
the
> drunk to my marital status.
>
> Curiosity getting the
better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
> you're absolutely right. But
how on earth did you know that?'
>
> The drunk replied, '´Cause
you're ugly.'
>
>